Dr.Blackpool “The Botched Surgery”
By: Evelyn and Paganini
One time, Dr.Blackpool was in the hospital when his enemy Dr.Enemy shouted, “You are fired, Dr. Blackpool!”
Dr.Blackpool asked, “ What?Can you at least tell me what I’m accused for?”
Dr.Enemy shouted, “ Bring the man in!”
Dr.Blackpool questioned, “ Which man?”
The man complained, “ That is the man, he messed up my surgery and he made my foot where my hands should be!”
Then, Dr. Enemy asked in a singsong voice, “So?”
Minutes after, Dr. Blackpool replied by saying, “Urr… Um…”
Then, Dr. Blackpool answered, “ But I think I improved the man’s life.”
Dr. Enemy yelled, “ What? Let the man see why!”
Later, Dr. Blackpool told the man, “ Now you no longer need to tie your shoes.”
Then, the man agreed.