There was a secret meeting tonight and I had to be there. What’s happening? Well, Gaea’s going to take over the world and probably cause World War III while she’s at it. See, Leo Valdez got controlled by an eidolon, a possessing spirit, so he was forced to fire the ballistae at the Roman Camp, Camp Jupiter. Apparently, the Roman’s didn’t take that lightly. Giants have already invaded Camp Half Blood and Camp Jupiter and killed 20 people. Now we have to discuss battle strategies in the mortal world. Extremely dangerous. So we had to have it in a huge gym room with celestial bronze surrounding the whole room. We usually have meeting in the Camp’s rec room around a ping pong table with satyrs serving drinks but we can’t because…you know.
Chiron started the discussion, “What do we do?” No one needed to ask what he meant. How do we stop the giants? How do we stop GAEA? How to we hold off the Romans at the same time?”
“Well,” Clarisse started, “we could always simply charge, maybe they’ll be surprised.”
Everyone rolled their eyes, Travis said, “Do you have any idea how strong they are? They could kill you in seconds. When you charge, what damage could you do?”
Clarisse glared at him, “Prankster Boy, it was JUST A SUGGESTION!!!”
Chiron said, “Whoa, see, this is exactly what Gaea wants, we need to stop fighting. How about we try to reason with the Romans? Get them on our side. At least we’ll stand a chance. Drew?”
Drew looked up from her mirror, “Huh? Oh okay hon, I just don’t see why you guys care so much. It’s just some stupid war. My hair is a mess from running from monsters all day!!”
I rolled my eyes, this was going to be a long meeting. Especially with Drew here.